Bizarre Sex Laws

There are s3x laws in different countries that are so strange and Bizarre. I got a few list from Davesdaily dot com.

1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." How's that for a s3x with animals?

2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have s3x with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. This is another law allowing human and animal s3x. Really strange to some but pretty normal to places where it is practiced.

3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Another strange fact but there is really no difference at all if you look at the genitals directly or use a mirror instead.

4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the s3x organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. I know this because I have muslim friends. If I die I wouldn't want people looking at my private parts. Hahaha! But for undertakers to inhibit looking a corpse genitals is quite hard, don't you think?

5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. I never thought masturbation is not allowed in some places. So the moral lesson, is never let people see you masturbate in Indonesia.

6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Totally BIZARRE for me! But I respect another country's laws. Conclusion: All those who marry in Guam are non-virgins even before marriage solemnization. (I hope someone from Guam would step up and comment.)

7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.) Wow! Allowed execution! But am sure there are qualifications before an aggrieved wife can do this. I hope I can give a thorough look at the said law. I'm just so curious.

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Talking of a competent witness- Your mom! I don't think I can handle seeing my mother watching me do those dirty sexual tricks!

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have s3x with a woman and her daughter at the same time. Why would you have sex with your daughter, your own flesh and blood? That's incest!

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises." I can't seem to get the rationale for this. Can somebody explain this to me!