Sunday, May 25

Crazy Britney Spears Facts

Britney Spears

  • Britney Spears is afraid of being captured by aliens... aliens feel the same.
  • Britney Spears doesn't use contraceptive pills, because they fall out too often
  • Britney Spears can't be a Victoria Secret's model, because Britney has no secrets.
  • Britney Spears doesn't like dildos because she's afraid to break teeth.
  • Britney Spears had sex with a 10th grader named Harvey Pierson.
  • Britney Spears is a founder of new Religion called Britneysism. The main ritual is to go public without panties on Fridays.
  • After a concert in Miami, in an autograph signing session Britney Spears accidentally signed a contract to participate in filming of new series of "SAW". She will be a sexy maniac's lover.
  • Japan based scientist group invented coffee machine with IQ higher than Britney Spears
  • here is a strong correlation between Britney Spears concert places and grasshopper migration routes.
  • The gynecologist of Britney Spears can diagnose her illnesses in just a few minutes browsing the internet.
  • Why Britney Spears is running all around a house after having a shower? She is using "Wash and Go".
  • Britney Spears refused to take part in an underwear commercial, because she is against it.
  • Britney Spears breast implants are filled by diet cola.

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